Lemon Custard Tart

Today on my lunch break a store was giving away custard tarts to try, they offered me and a “gentleman” behind me one. I refused however the man behind me didnt answer. So she repeated “Would you like to try this free lemon custard tart?” The man responded with “I’D FUCKING LIKE TO EAT YOUR CUSTARD TART” in which he took the tart off the tray and gave her the most intimate eye contact while he was eating it and then he ran away?

It took herself and I a long time to register what had just happened. I could not stop laughing. But afterwards I was thinking, wow that man is so deeply disturbed.

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